because he refuses to update the Google Doc

...and he's mean.

Because he only eats Subway. And its always the same thing at Subway.

What’s missing here?

See below

Brian Kelley steals and hides shoes

If Corey had a baby…

it wouldn’t eat because Brian would forget to pay it’s daddy.

Sorcery not permitted in te newsroom

Brian holds dramatic readings from his diary instead of working.

3:14 p.m. Brian Kelley walks into the Alligator office one hour and 14 minutes late. This is clearly unacceptable.

Seriously guys…stop it

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